Me: *skin breaks out*
Me @ god: ILL SEE YOU IN COURT
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
Source: College Humor